For crying out loud, Steve Jobs, if you're going to tuck your jumper in (which is a peculiar move on its own), use some of your millions to BUY A BELT. Sweet Jesus almighty and all the saints, learn to get dressed.
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11 comments:
And wear a decent pair of bear ears. Jeezus no one gets away with a shabby pair like that... wait, no.
He's so tiny, compared to that iPod, that it must be tricky to get clothes that fit.
His trews stay up by sheer power of persuasion. He has an unbreakable belt of charisma.
What's the deal with no wearing a belt? Actuallu, I kinda hate nlue jeans anyway, so I am with you. Just, not for the belt.
Drew, from the tenor of your valued communication I have to infer that we are not on the same page here.
A short poem
STEVE JOBS
OH DEAR OH NO
MOMMY STOPPED DRESSING HIM
YEARS AGO
Fin
Please tell me this is now a fashion blog!
I could not possibly like you more than I do at this moment in time. You, telling someone to wear a belt. It's the best.
No-one wears suspenders anymore. What's wrong with that snazzy look? Plus, you get to put your thumbs through them and pull them out in front of you in a contemplative way.
If I ever have to make keynote speeches, I will rock the suspenders like Jimi Hendrix in a rock shop buying gravel.
I shudder to think what Steve Jobs is wearing on his feet in that photo.
I heard that people who own these new iPods can still live an active and full life for years!
That reminds me, I need to buy a new belt.
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