Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Lies 2

My blog is worth $277,189.14.
How much is your blog worth?

This is what the main Scary Go Round site is worth. I consider it undervalued!

The internet is made of lies

My blog is worth $14,113.50.
How much is your blog worth?

If the above is the case, can I sell it now? I'm sure that money isn't boiling any eggs tied up in sporadic picture posts and nonsense about "freedom eagles".

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

School for scallywags

I have designed a new shirt, a new shirt for a new era. I cannot say if people will like it, but I like it. It depicts the im-bominable snowman on his endless, fruitless quest for a cup of cocoa.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Farewell Freedom Tour 07 Concludes

I am back on good, solid British soil after my sojourn to Massachusetts. Who can say I didn't have a good time? Not me! I got to tell some excellent lies in support of a surprise party, while the freakishly clement weather meant that I never had to fall over onto an icy pavement. I was disappointed not to experience the vicious cold and snow that I'm used to, but comforted by my lack of the habitual bruises. O treacherous "side-o-walk"!

In the meantime Britain was almost wholly destroyed by storms. I mean it. On the way back from the airport, I had to drive around a small tree branch and an upturned traffic cone. This was but the tip of a stormy iceberg. I was disappointed to find that my house had not been wholly destroyed, thereby freeing me from life in Oldham (presumably into a new life as a nomad). Thus I must divert my energies to further renovation.

In service of such tasks it becomes necessary to create new Scary Go Round items. I figure if I screw up my eyes very tightly, even in my jet-lagged state I can imagine a new picture print for sale. But here is the question: A3 like the Esther print, or A2 like the Shelley? Small, or big? And does the prospect of an ultra-luxury short-run option on canvas appeal to the monied section of the readership? There are comments for a reason! Feel free to tote "opinion".

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Wednesday, January 10, 2007


I am off to visit Dumbrella HQ in Massachusetts tomorrow, toasting Old Man Stevens' 30th birthday and hopefully tapping into his newfound wealth as the new Gary Trudeau. Let's hope that freedom still tastes as sweet as I remember! When that mighty eagle flaps its wings, I can't help feel my spirits soar. When the mighty eagle weeps, I weep too.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Great Aches

Work is now somewhat underway on SGR 5 (I may have mentioned this before). It finally has a title, and a cover (I will probably do a bit more work on this but it's good enough to show). Rather than the chapter commentaries I've done in the past, I think I'm going to draw black and white introductions to each story. Otherwise I fear it will be utterly unpenetrable to new readers.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Super Gal

I did the picture below as a wedding present for my friends Beth and Emeka. They got married, it was a good deal. I didn't just give them a PNG file, you understand. Even I am not that cheap. I had it etched into the side of a mountain.