Thursday, February 23, 2006

Insult to injury

Now I have a fever! I had some wild dreams last night, all of them hideously unpleasant. I'm pretty sure that this will be my last post ever, as tomorrow the men in tall hats will be carrying me out of my house feet first.

The good news is that I am now rated #1 in the area for shivering and complaining.

5 comments:

Bee said...

Is it too early to start designing the John Allison Memorial?

I'm considering a 40-foot-high Shelley cast in bronze, bearing a scroll inscribed ALAS FOR JOHN ALLISON, CARTOONIST: EXPIRED 2006 OF ALL SORTS OF STUFF.

It could be the north-west's answer to the Angel of the North.

John A said...

Oldham have been given a shedload of cash for their own "angel of the north" type useless object, I never thought that it could actually be a tribute to me!

bad movie night said...

Wargh, please become healthy again! I fear for you... If I knew you personally, I would give you chicken soup, but since I don't, that would be stalker-ish...
Health and wellness. If you think it, maybe it will become true?

Wood said...

Err, could you make sure that my order is posted before you pass away ?

Or that somebody takes care of it afterwards ?

It's a book combo pack to be sent to Brest, France. These are going to get some added value if you are to leave this world...

I'll miss your comics, mind you, and I'l mourn as much as is possible for an Englishman.

Lord Osmo said...

John I think we must have all got the bird flu. Or did you see The IT Crowd this week? It could be something like that. Ha ha!