Well, I saw "There Will Be Blood" on Friday. What a preposterous film it was. Maybe Daniel Day Lewis is the greatest actor of his generation, or maybe, just maybe, he serves up slices of the thickest ham ever cut and lays them on as thickly as ham has ever been laid on.
Anyway, I drew some diagrams to explain the film immediately after watching it, these should save you three hours and the price of a ticket.
I will say that the three hours passed quickly, it sure looked pretty. But it was total twaddle.