Oh my goodness, Prime Minister Tony Blair has resigned! This is so unexpected and the nation is on its knees! Fortunately a task force has been assembled to run the country during this transitional phase:
Rabbi Lionel Blue
Former England wicketkeeper Jack Russell
and Bagpuss (pictured discussing transport policy with Professor Yaffle, who is consulting in an advisory role)
I would write more but unfortunately there's now a curfew, and rationing.