Yesterday it was brought to my attention that Lindsey Lohan's little sister has made a Christmas album (featuring Lindsey and their doting mother!). I was excited, because I sensed that here we had a new release that would touch skyscraping holiday releases like Phil Spector's "A Christmas Gift For You" and Vince Guaraldi's Charlie Brown Christmas LP. But then I saw that it contained a song called "I Like Christmas".
I've never seen a more uninspiring song title than "I Like Christmas". You've gone to the recording studio to celebrate, in song, the birth of the one true messiah, with your "troubled" sister in tow, and the best you can come up with is "I Like Christmas".
I kind of picture it as a banjo-plucking number
I like Christmas
I like Elvis
I like gettin' high with elves
And I like pie
(THEATRICAL WINK TO CAMERA)
I like Jesus
I like George Strait
I like drivin' while I'm flyin'
Ding digga-ling-ding digga ling ding ding