When I make my album, this is roughly what the cover will look like. Before you ask, yes I will have the bubble perm.
Tracklisting
1. Just Havin' Fun
2. The Wildest Time
3. Party! Party! Party!
4. Get On That Dancefloor
5. She's The Nicest Lady
6. Moving In The Night
7. Susan
8. Pains In My Heart
9. Dying Inside (Where Did She Go?)
(bonus track)
10. Enter Sandman (Metallica cover)
My internal artistic debate is now over, I have made decisions.
My comics: Bad Machinery - Scary Go Round - Giant Days :: My Shop :: My Flickr Sketchblog :: My Last.fm
9 comments:
Will your chest hair also resemble the face of a crying panda?
What if the tracks are really long? Would it be OK by you then? WOULD JOHN A's ALBUM PASS YOUR DAMN TEST THAT WAY? JUST BUY THE ALBUM.
SHE'S THE NICEST LAAAAADYYYYYYY.
Less a panda and more a sick wombat. Just look at it and I'm sure you'll be reminded of Australia, only the throwing up version this time.
P! Art! Y? Because we party with ART! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(enter screaming guitar solo that lasts for ten minutes. Why? Because it is ART.)
See, ther's no point in even getting the perm unless you have a mullet. And a mustache.
"See, ther's no point in even getting the perm unless you have a mullet. And a mustache."
And a job at Chick-Fil-A.
But what will the album be called, John? I need to know so I can go into my local record shop and ask for it in an unnecessarily loud voice. Possibly followed by a "Whoo!".
Hot Days, Hot Nights. On Dunhill Records and Tapes. Ask for it wherever records are sold.
PS 9 tracks is the 1970s way and frankly, the right way. But there is Enter Sandman (the single, appended due to pressure from my A&R man at Dunhill). Believe me when I say that I "let rip" on that song. The marimba caught fire (and that was just recording the demo)!
Would you consider this to be a rock opera? If not, why not?
I can totally see John rocking the marimba.
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