There is so much to enjoy in the photo itself. The smokers gather around their sage leader (I have highlighted him for your enjoyment). I can almost hear his words.
"Yeh, guys, there was a time, a time when you could smoke in the office! At yer desk even. Before meddlin' bureaucracy took away our basic pleasures."
Raincoat woman: "So you mean you didn't get to tit around outside for five minutes every half an hour?"
"Nahhh. You'd just smoke at your desk. It made workin' fun. Now I hate every minute of my life. And I hate you guys."
Woman who hasn't bothered to get out of her pyjamas and dressing gown: "You don't hate us, Stan."
Stan: "Yeh, I do. I got tattoos to that effect on various parts of my body. One for each of you chumps"
Fleece-wearing milquetoast: (thinks) "Raincoat woman hasn't spoken to me since we slept together on that team-building weekend in Ormskirk. Does her husband know?"
FIN
I'll let you enjoy the treasure trove of other little delights on this page in your own time.
7 comments:
The "voice overs" are what really sell it. :D
The company name is confusing: they claim no butts but I see a bunch o' butts.
ALL BUTT BINS GUARANTEED FOR LIFE.
you used the word, "milquetoast"! you're my hero!
I'm with Mike Madsen - judging by the look of this lot, a lifetime guarantee is about 15 years, at best.
Stan looks like Alan Rickman crossed with everyones' grandfather.
Hahaha brilliant.
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