After thinking about VAT for a really long time yesterday and this morning, I have convinced myself that perhaps the government are going to let me off VAT accounting, because:
1) There's zero tax on books
2) My t-shirts are made in and shipped from my New England tax haven, outside the remit of HM Customs and Excise
3) What remains ain't worth a dang of anybody's time
However I think I might have been hallucinating when I deduced this from the many fascinating documents I read this morning.
If this is really true, I promise (to you, and Jesus) that I will finish the thing below without complaint, by the end of February.
It is about ghosts, phantoms and spectres.