tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13005893.post114612677627711769..comments2023-10-30T13:54:32.624+00:00Comments on A hundred dance moves per minute: I have bought a new refridgeratorJohn Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14630706251547357904noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13005893.post-1146739375006454522006-05-04T10:42:00.000+00:002006-05-04T10:42:00.000+00:00You still have to pay the council to come get it, ...You still have to pay the council to come get it, or our council anyway.John Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14630706251547357904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13005893.post-1146318548354260562006-04-29T13:49:00.000+00:002006-04-29T13:49:00.000+00:00I paid to have it disposed of correctly! This mean...I paid to have it disposed of correctly! This means that the Comet men fly-tip it somewhere on the Oldham-Rochdale loop line.<BR/><BR/>Alas Agnes, (in the modern way) it will arrive wrapped in plastic like Laura Palmer, not in an all-fun, all-the-time box.John Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14630706251547357904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13005893.post-1146307587270852752006-04-29T10:46:00.000+00:002006-04-29T10:46:00.000+00:00As long as you dispose of the old one by leaving i...As long as you dispose of the old one by leaving it in a shady-looking junkyard where small, curious schoolchildren can climb into it, pulling the door shut behind them, it'll probably be appeased.Lucyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00711453193795597709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13005893.post-1146153061711410592006-04-27T15:51:00.000+00:002006-04-27T15:51:00.000+00:00We all know, even since before Ghostbusters, that ...We all know, even since before Ghostbusters, that refrigerators are both sentient and portals to other realms. I'm less concerned about the fridge killing you than I am about it transporting both you and your condiments to a demon dimension.fontgoddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08341937601710681527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13005893.post-1146150096549403482006-04-27T15:01:00.000+00:002006-04-27T15:01:00.000+00:00The people I bought my house from were kind enough...The people I bought my house from were kind enough to purchase a new refrigerator before they sold the house to me. They were not, however, kind enough to replace the creaky old hot water tank, which led to some bit of fun winter before last.Romanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13878095534542237042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13005893.post-1146143598983536962006-04-27T13:13:00.000+00:002006-04-27T13:13:00.000+00:00That thing looks like it would leave it's spectral...That thing looks like it would leave it's spectral mark wherever it was.<BR/><BR/>...you'll never really be able to ger rid of it. I've been there. It's not pretty...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05146127382302827586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13005893.post-1146135406164583932006-04-27T10:56:00.000+00:002006-04-27T10:56:00.000+00:00The fridge depicted came with the house.IT CEM... ...The fridge depicted came with the house.<BR/><BR/>IT CEM... WITH THE FREMJohn Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14630706251547357904noreply@blogger.com